My leg hair grows so fast that I should just buy a lawnmover to get rid of it all. I try shaving, but to maintain the nice desirable smoothness I have to do it twice a day, and like I have the time or motivation for that. So as my last resort, I decided to turn to waxing. I thought I could handle it. I went to the store and looked at all my options, and decided that strips would be the easiest way to go. It was my only purchase, and the checker gave me a look of disdain and asked me why I felt I needed to torture myself at such a young age. I figured she was senile and didn't know that extraneous body hair on females was not considered attractive, so I bought the damn kit and went home to try it out.

Deluding myself into thinking this could be fun, I applied these infernal strips of wax to my helpless limbs and let her rip. There's nothing like the feeling and sound of having your hair literally ripped out of your skin. I thought maybe I could handle it, I was not a baby. But after a while, I wanted to start crying, namely because after about 20 of these strips I realized it wasnt even working. My legs were still moderately furry, but now they were red and raw and bumpy. I gave up, and have now decided to wear pants for the rest of my life and go au natural. So after this experiment, I not only have hairy disgusting legs, but I am forced to realize that people I think are senile are actually smarter than me. Figures.