, bedding, and a toothbrush, there are some things that you can't
leave for college
without taking with you or throwing away:
1. Absolutely any kind of sexual paraphernalia.
a. The one issue of playgirl/playboy that you got
your 19 year old foreign exchange student friend to
buy you just because she/he could and you couldn't.
b. Naked picture of an ex. Doesn't everybody have one
c. Condoms that you got free from the last concert
you went to. Your parents do not know that you could
be sexually active, and wouldn't that be a weird
way for them to find out?
d. Vibrator. If you don't find someone cool at
college for within the first month or so, you might
2. If you're that kind of person, illegal substances.
a. Throw away the beer bottles. Your parents also do
not know that you drink.
b. Extra cigarettes shouldn't be wasted by
throwing them away. Just kidding, you should really
c. If you happen to have any drugs laying around
in obvious places, you've probably been doing
them too long. Don't continue in college.
3. Anything cool
a. No one in your family deserves your tv,
stereo, VCR, DVD player, car or monkey anyway.
I'm leaving for college in a couple of days. I hope this helps anyone who is too.