Having decided to go to the toilet, this little tune popped into my head. Its one of those little tunes that my mother always used to sing whenever it was declared. eg..

(Me) Just nipping to the loo
(Mum) Loo, Loo skip to my loo (etc...)

Others included I'm a little teapot and Theres a hole in my bucket. I believe these little 'ramblings' she has may be linked to her working with young children. Either that or she is undergowing a very strange midlife crisis in which she decides to go waaaay back to 5 years old.

The song goes as follows...

loo, loo, skip to my loo.
loo, loo, skip to my loo.
loo, loo, skip to my loo.
Skip to my loo my darling.

Lost my partner, what shall I do?
Lost my partner, what shall I do?
Lost my partner, what shall I do?
Skip to my loo my darling.

I'll find another one, prettier than you!
I'll find another one, prettier than you!
I'll find another one, prettier than you!
Skip to my loo my darling.

I'm sure there are many other versions, Maybe with more versus, however this is all I can remember.