it is no secret that for the last 3 decades, we have been amassing a force of killer bears in the upstate region of new york known as the catskills. they are being trained in the firing of small arms as well as slingshots and riflery.

we feel it is our constitutional right to form this group and we shall not be stopped until all the bears are free.

our demands:

if the above conditions are not met in full, we shall unleash these armed bears on first grade classes worldwide.