it is no secret
that for the last 3 decades, we have been amassing a force of killer bears
in the upstate region of new york
known as the catskills
. they are being trained in the firing of small arms
as well as slingshots
we feel it is our constitutional right to form this group and we shall not be stopped until all the bears are free.
if the above conditions are not met in full, we shall unleash these armed bears on first grade classes worldwide.