HOH MY GOD!
AUGUST 11TH. A DAY THAT WILL LIVE IN, LIKE, WICKED INFAMY!
In hope of making up for my
lowly level two status
I pledge to bring:
- ALL THE SEVERED HEADS YOU CAN EAT!note: severed heads not included
- Plenty of CHEAP STOGIES!
- HOT NAKED CHICKS!
note: "hot naked chicks" may consist of old pornos with sticky pages... *ahem*
- One extra meaty, bruised buttock chewing, eardrum blasting, transport vehicle of DEATH! You got it...my cah (or "car" for those of you outside the city). /msg me if you need a ride.
- This wacked-up, funky-shit, <li> will remain TBA. Thank you.
- My initials, BJO, which will undoubtably provide for hours of hilarity! Just think of the possibilities! BJ! BO! My GOD will the FUN EVER END?!?!
- ONE HUGE SIX-FOOT-FIVE MUTHA (me) TO HELP WHEN WE RUMBLE WITH THE BO-PO. "huge" may actually mean "kinda scrawny"
- One exta-strength, dent-proof, fire-hardened sense of humor.