Today I begin my experiment in the human condition.
It is an experiment that will no doubt, take lots of time, energy, and I'm sure will shoot any hopes of me having a node-fu above 2 straight to hell.
But it must be done.
I'll be tabulating my results, when I feel that I've gathered enough information.
I promise I'll tell you how it turns out. But until then, I drag myself onwards

Maybe one day, the Everything Women will lust after me, just like they do Webster 1913.