(thing) by pukesick Tue Feb 29 2000 at 8:51:33
A toilet. ("In the crapper" -lost; hopeless; profitless.) "We wound up in the crapper on that touch (robbery), and the steerer (tipster) figured we'd score for (make) a G (thousand dollars) a head (apiece)."

- american underworld dictionary - 1950
I like it!