Its a
hoax really. Do you actually believe a bunch of massive
continents are just magically floating around, pleasantly
bumping into each other like chums? Well, my friend Mac, he has an uncle who is a smart guy, a
geophysicist, and its this mans
life mission to disprove
plate tectonics. He wears around a shirt
denouncing it, and Mac and I proudly
champion his views in public whenever the opportunity arises. He has my vote!
Plate tectonics, what has it done for you lately?Not shit!Join the
revolution now,
fight the man!
Ailie I look at my surroundings, and wonder. When was the last time plate tectonics
took out the trash, when did it last
do the dishes or
shopping? No, there it is just sitting around
lazy as usual.