Its a hoax really. Do you actually believe a bunch of massive continents are just magically floating around, pleasantly bumping into each other like chums? Well, my friend Mac, he has an uncle who is a smart guy, a geophysicist, and its this mans life mission to disprove plate tectonics. He wears around a shirt denouncing it, and Mac and I proudly champion his views in public whenever the opportunity arises. He has my vote!

Plate tectonics, what has it done for you lately?
Not shit!

Join the revolution now, fight the man!

Ailie I look at my surroundings, and wonder. When was the last time plate tectonics took out the trash, when did it last do the dishes or shopping? No, there it is just sitting around lazy as usual.