I just woke up and thought I'd node
this before I forget. :)
I was at the Sunflower House, only it wasn't the sunflower house because it had a really nice big front lawn. I was out there with one of my old housemates, Tosha. We were drinking and smoking or whatever, and I came outside with a drink and the ground started to shake. We were having an earthquake in the middle of Kansas. It ended and I was like, "Okay, that was creepy." and then Tosha was all freaked out and yelling at me "We've got to get inside before the flaming rocks start falling from the sky!" So we run inside and sure enough, through the open door opposite the one we just came in at, we can see flaming rocks hitting the grass.
Just when we're about to congratulate ourselves out of getting out of this close one, a huge brown bear starts trying to get in the door. He probably dislikes flaming rocks hitting him in the head more than we do. Tosha runs to the door and tries to close it on him but the bear is stronger so he gets into the house anyway. I freak out and run up several flights of really nice stairs (also non-existant in the real Sunflower House) and run into some dumb boy who says he needs to talk to me.
edit out crazy sex dream involving said dumb boy and a bathtub on the top level of sunflower which is really nice, aparently.
After sex is taken care of, everyone I know in the freaking world heads to a rave, which is in a really weird venue. We even got Kevin to come with us and he was all decked out as a candy raver. Everyone was dressed really strangely which isn't unusual for a rave, but this was more strange than usual. The venue was selling ice cream, and I really wanted some so a friend of mine and I went out to the car to get more money. When we got back in, the people were all like, "No re-entry!" and we're like, "Fuck, you didn't tell us this before we left, did you?" Finally we got them to let us back in but we were really pissed. The kind of ice cream I got was mint flavored and had chocolate chips and chunks of white chocolate in it too. The lady told me it was a flavor invented by Metallica which was almost enough to make me throw it away.
After that we headed upstairs to find everyone. It was stairs like in an auditorium or something. So crazy. Anyhow, we see Kimonade's rave pants sticking out into the aisle and she's laying down, fucked up out of her mind on something. We're talking to her about how she came up here with some guy and he took her shirt off but then he had to go for some reason and she was really confused. We were chilling with her and then Eli (who I haven't seen in over a year) comes up to me, is like, "Hey, how's it going?" and then tells me that heaven and hell have switched places. We go off to find Kevin who has changed into normal clothes and is sitting in a recliner. We have to tease him about that.
Which is the last concrete detail I can remember.