Because it's the only place open at 2 AM that doesn't serve food or coffee and is full of brightly colored toys to stare at and motorized wheelchairs to ride.

Because your niece's birthday party is tomorrow and you want to get her an inflatable pool. Since your friends dosed you earlier in the evening and you're up for the next several hours, pool or no, you might as well hit walmart.

Because Pikachu wanted you to.

Because the donuts are so fucking pretty.

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