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- 10 questions to ask myself after waking up in a dumpster
- 10 steps to becoming a Perl Ninja
- 8-ball as a metaphor for genocide
- A Blather of Paradoxes
- A Canadian Apology
- A crazy ideological teenager who still thinks that clear, free, rational thinking can save the world
- A medical explanation of the effects of ecstasy on your body
- A programmer with a degree in philosophy
- A very mean bar trick
- Academic Skepticism
- adult contemporary
- advanced mathematical theorems as a psychoactive substitute
- An admin password for the universe
- An easy way to determine your own moral character
- An instruction manual for the conceptually retarded
- An interview with Gene Ray
- Anybody who gets married before the age of 25 scares me a little
- Arguments for the perceived impending invasion of Earth by atomic-powered Killbots from Planet X
- Arguments for the Perceived Impending Revival of Imperialism (idea)
- Aristotle's Lost Library, Medieval Andalusia & Chinese Paper, or How Europe Learned to Learn Again and Why the Renaissance Happened When & Where It Did
- As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
- Asian arcade player stereotype
- Atmospheric Skull Sodomizing a Grand Piano
- ATWA
- Axl Rose as genius: An analysis of themes in the music of Guns N' Roses
- bad Zentraedi name joke
- Ball lightning
- Barber Paradox
- Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans
- Beyond Belief: Christian Arguments for God's Existence
- Bill Brasky
- Black Hole of Calcutta (thing)
- Bobby Fischer on September 11, 2001
- Boiling water in a paper cup
- Books that will induce a mindfuck
- Bootleg 100-in-1 NES Game Carts
- Buying an arcade game at an auction
- Call a spade a fucking shovel
- Campaign Gaffes of Stockwell Day
- Captain Lou Albano
- cartridge blowing
- Castlevania
- catting weird things to /dev/audio
- Chaos
- Chaos theory
- Charles Manson
- Cheating on tests
- Cheese triangle objectivism
- Chess Openings
- Chinese Hopping Vampire
- Citicorp Crisis
- cliché
- Cloud Gate
- Combinatorics
- common sense
- Common video game design flaws
- Conan O'Brien's Commencement Speech for the Harvard Class of 2000
- Concentration Camps, A British Idea
- Conventional Bad Guy Behaviour
- Crisis on Infinite Earths
- cultural relativism
- D F F E E D# D# D
- Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra
- De Beers
- Dead baby jokes
- DEADBEEF
- Democratic fallacy
- Denver the Last Dinosaur
- Deontology
- Derivation is a science, integration is an art
- Dictionary of Classical Mythology (thing)
- Dinosaurs in the Bible
- Do chessmasters think more moves ahead?
- Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
- Do the Mario
- Does porn increase the self-perceived value of pussy?
- Dog on Fire
- Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
- Don't blow into someone's vagina
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- Dragons as a metaphor for humanity
- dressing room sign at Value Village
- Duff's device
- E2 Clique Application Form
- E2 guide to music you've never heard of
- Edward Abbey
- ekpyrotic universe
- elevator jumping
- Elizabethan insults
- emergent behavior
- Enigma
- Enlightenment through Postmodernism
- Environmentalism and the Re-emergence of the Mythopoeic
- Errico Malatesta
- Essential dirty jokes
- Eve 6
- Every vegetable we grow is a blow against global capitalism
- Everything is the Endless Exposition of Our Existence
- Evolution of sleep
- Eyesight resolution
- Famous Last Words
- Favorite Everything quotes
- Fifty works of English Literature we could do without
- Final Fantasy VI Evade Bug
- Fischer random chess
- flaws with utilitarianism
- Foolproof method to determine how much a person knows about computers
- for(int *p=0;;*(p++)=0);
- Formal essays
- four-column Tetris strategy
- Frank Zappa versus KMFDM
- Fuck Art. Let's Kill.
- Fucked up Facts from History
- fun Latin quotes
- functionalism
- Funny C declarations
- Galvatron
- Game theory
- Gangster Computer God Worldwide Secret Containment policy
- Gawthorpe's theory of conversational gravity
- Georg Lukacs (person)
- German slang
- Germans love David Hasselhoff
- Giotto
- Gonzo Pornography
- Gore Vidal
- Great tricks to play on the new kid on the job
- Greek studs: a Foucauldian sideways glance at Aristotle's package
- Greeks like their women armless
- grue-bleen paradox
- Guerilla ontology
- Gumpei Yokoi
- Guns kill. Knives kill. Rocks kill. Doesn't mean they're all the same.
- Guns N' Roses
- Harry Enfield
- How can a thinking, rational adult be a monotheist?
- How can someone worship a dead naked man nailed to a cross as their god?
- How far can an animal fall and survive?
- How I learned to stop worrying and love the LAPD (idea)
- How I nearly killed myself masturbating
- How long is a piece of string?
- How long would utilities last if everyone disappeared tomorrow morning?
- How many melodies are there in the universe?
- How Moscow teenagers answer the phone
- How much plant life is needed to keep a person alive in a sealed room?
- How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
- How Till Eulenspiegel Travelled around with a Skull
- How to appreciate jazz without really trying
- How to be an improv musician
- How to beat the system in Monopoly
- How to become a better anorexic
- How to become mayor of an English town
- How to break your neck and freak people out
- How to convert a Super Nintendo controller to work on the PC
- How to correctly split infinitives
- How to cut a deck of cards with one hand
- How to disappear completely and never be found
- How to exchange two variables without using a third
- How to grow a stalactite
- How to have an epileptic fit
- How to kick ass at a job interview
- How to land a jet plane on an aircraft carrier
- How to lie your way across the Canadian border
- How to make a duct tape wallet
- How to make five popsicle sticks explode (thing)
- How to meet the most girls
- How to open a bottle of wine without a corkscrew
- How to Open a Door
- How to put a motorcycle on its centerstand
- How to ride a bicycle up an escalator
- How to ride long distances in a car (idea)
- How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
- How to speak fake Russian
- How to talk like Jacques Derrida
- How to tell if it is the car parked next to you that dented and scratched your vehicle
- How to tell your social class by the location of your name
- How to transmit information faster than light speed
- How to turn an axolotl into a salamander
- How to use the alarm gates in retail stores for practical jokes
- How to win arguments
- How would you like it if they took your subculture and made it a theme night?
- HOWTO: Build a lasting peace in the Middle East
- I can eat a bicycle!
- I have a good idea, smear crap on your face
- I just deleted all my porn
- I know what holds up traffic - in 5 words!
- I used to fuck people like you in prison
- I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
- I wish they made marshmallow cereal without the cereal
- i.e. vs. e.g.
- I'd like to thank my parents, Ayn Rand and God
- If you could go back in time and kill Hitler, would you?
- In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
- Inefficient hello world programs
- Intensely hilarious chess adventures
- Is Homo sapiens the most advanced species?
- isomorphism
- Japan's Gross National Cool
- Japanese Mega-Corporations
- Japanese puns that are not funny but at least are puns
- Japanese teenage girl underwear dispensing machines
- John Searle on Metaphor
- Jura
- Kicking & Screaming
- Kill time before it kills you
- Killing A Vampire: A Cross-Cultural Survey of Methodology
- Korean Starcraft craze
- Lassoing an ice cube
- Learning European history from Porn
- Leonard Nimoy demonstrates the Magnavision videodisc player
- Leonard Nimoy should eat more salsa
- Letter to Dr. Laura
- Liar Paradox
- libertarian socialism
- line-at-a-time song
- Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
- M-x spook
- Make an egg bounce
- Making an F-16 from a cereal box, some Scotch tape, and a penny
- Marker System (A drinker's guide to avoiding Coyote Arm) (idea)
- Markov chain
- Martyrdom, or why mowing a Dandelion is the best thing you can do for him
- Mary Kay Bergman
- Maureen Dowd
- Megatron
- Memorable lines from computer games
- meta-defenestration
- Mimicry and Multiculturalism
- minus world
- MIT Blackjack Club (thing)
- Monty Hall Problem
- Monty Hall problem problem
- Moral Agency in a Propaganda System
- Morality vs. ethics
- Movie clichés
- Movie Trailer Voiceover Man
- My desktop background is black
- My Fascinatingly Detailed Teen Angst Bullshit Day Log - Part 1 (idea)
- My penis shall not suffer as a result of this horrible poetry!
- natural law
- Neoliberalism
- Nestor Makhno and Ukrainian anarchism
- Nietzsche and Islam
- nihilism
- Nintendo Seal of Quality
- No, your isolated anecdote is NOT sufficient proof
- Noam Chomsky
- Noam Chomsky On Capitalism
- Norm Macdonald
- Not pulling a Graduate
- Ontogeny recapitulates phylogeny
- Original US Drug Laws
- Over-educated Supervillains
- Overused chord progressions
- P.J. O'Rourke
- Pac-Man
- Panopticon
- Pasta theory of software (idea)
- Pencil twirling
- Philosophy won't keep you warm at night
- Picard Maneuver
- Picasso on Stalin's cock
- Pierre Elliott Trudeau's speech of October 16, 1970
- Piltdown man
- Porn In Hamlet
- Pornoconomy
- Post-Modern Existentialist Dialectics and Jerry Springer
- postmodern irony
- Poststructuralism
- Pranks and practical jokes
- Principia Mathematica
- Prometheus Rising
- public education's fatal flaw
- Questions for those who don't like capitalism
- Questions you never asked, but now that I mention it, yeah, that's a good point
- Rage Against The Machine's recommended reading list
- Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
- Real Genius
- Rebel by buying mass-market consumer products
- Reduced Shakespeare Company
- Reibadailty - randomising letters in the middle of words
- Religion is the opiate of the masses
- retcon
- rhetorical terms
- Ripping off soda machines
- Risqué comment opportunities when you're a Subway employee
- Roman sexuality (idea)
- ROT26
- Satellaview
- School Shootings and Post-Structuralism
- Searle's Chinese room
- Secret fortress building codes
- Seven words you can never say on television
- Sexual double standard is natural
- Shooting lead bullets in polygonally-rifled barrels
- Sleep deprivation
- Social banditry (idea)
- Solving a maze
- Some Jews actually get pissed when you wish them a Merry Christmas
- Some More of God's Greatest Mistakes
- Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
- Songs that are blatantly stolen from other songs
- Spaghetti with Pecorino and Black Pepper
- Starscream
- Strange things homeless people have said to me
- Stupid math tricks
- Stupid Word Tricks
- Super Mario Brothers: A Literary Criticism
- superfluid
- Suzuki GSX1300R
- Swearword Combos
- Tea, Earl Grey, hot
- Teacher comments on papers
- Texas sharpshooter fallacy
- text files
- The "ass" jellybean
- The 10 most normal things about 'Lard Enemas'
- The Art of Insulting
- The Atrocities of Vlad III of Wallachia
- The blind radicalism of treehuggers
- The boy who was picked last in gym class
- The Christian God and Particle Physics
- The complete guide to 1980s television
- The customs of your tribe are not laws of nature
- The Evil Overlord list
- The evolution of Microsoft Windows from the utterly useless UI tweaks perspective
- The fact that you make no sense doesn't mean you're an artist
- The faulty reasoning of Ayn Rand types
- The first iron-on transfer I made myself was controversial
- The GRE at 60 Hz is a bad idea
- The Half Asian Identity
- The Jean-Paul Sartre Cookbook
- The Klingon Hamlet
- The Legend of Zelda Rap Commercial
- The Metanode Destruction Team
- The Metaphysics of Mathematics: Frege vs. Brouwer
- The Most Disappointing Joke Ever
- The mutual problem of Christians and feminists
- The Natural Place of Women
- The playing of the following four songs anywhere near a pianist is prohibited
- The real reason pi was never calculated to a high precision in ancient times (idea)
- The Rise of Universities and Scholasticism
- The ritualistic cannibalization of one's own savior is weird
- The six rejections game
- The Slydini Toilet paper trick
- The Ten Things You Can't Say in America
- The Terrible Secret of Space
- The time I accidentally made napalm and almost burned down the physics lab
- The Tragedy of the Commons
- The ultimate laptop (thing)
- The Unofficial Guide to TinySex
- The Value of a College Degree - Computer Science
- The Very Model of an Eliminative Materialist
- The world's worst chess blunders
- The Young Hipublicans
- Theories as to what was inside the briefcase in Pulp Fiction
- There is no windchill at absolute zero
- There once was a young lady named Gloria
- Things people in movies throw out with impunity
- Things to consider when organizing a team of superheroes
- Things you should never do with chopsticks
- Thoughts on Jesus Christ's descent into Hell
- Tibet's contributions to Sins of the World
- Tie a knot in a cigarette
- time travel through sleep deprivation
- Tom Robbins
- Tomato, bocconcini and basil salad
- Top Fuel Dragster
- Top Gun! The Musical
- Transformers Book of the Dead
- Transhumanist Terminology
- transubstantiation only works if you accept Aristotelian metaphysics
- Truth or Consequences, New Mexico
- TWAJS
- Typing www into Google
- Umberto Eco
- Useless weapons in science fiction movies
- Using /dev/audio to eavesdrop
- Utilitarian
- Van Gogh's Ear
- Video game advertising slogans
- Video game myths
- Vince McMahon's Gulp Of Fear
- Vincent van Gogh
- viral marketing
- vox populi
- Wagner's Ring Cycle for Dummies
- WAIAMQWIITIOJDTRT?
- Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
- WARNING: Noders May Not Be What They Seem to Be
- Watch the K Foundation Burn a Million Quid
- Ways people avoid confronting political reality
- We must be traveling through time backwards
- Weird-ass exam technique
- Welcome to Everything
- What does God need with a starship?
- What I do with my philosophy degree
- What the hell is Grimace, anyway?
- What would happen if an immovable object were confronted with an unstoppable force?
- What would Machiavelli do?
- When did the future switch from being a promise to being a threat?
- When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
- When Motorcycles Fall
- When you make your own mother cry you know you've fucked up
- Why are the people on food stamps always fat?
- Why beverage cans have concave bottoms
- Why Buddhist countries do not have the death penalty
- Why casinos have an upper limit on bets
- Why did Bach never write an opera?
- Why engineers and scientists can never earn as much as business executives and sales people
- Why I Like the Soviet National Anthem
- Why is rape wrong only when a man commits it?
- Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
- Why Mondays suck: an essay I wrote with Albert Camus
- Why strapping buttered toast to a cat's back will not produce infinite power
- Why the college fraternity and sorority system is ridiculous
- Willard Van Orman Quine
- Willem Dafoe doesn't care about you
- William Shatner sings Rocketman
- Words that sound dirty but really aren't
- Writing a solid metaphor and/or simile
- You Can't Do That on Television
- You can't make an omelet without killing a few people
- You use chopsticks very well