After years of listening to my philosopher friends talk about "Being and Time" and Being and Nothingness, I decided they must be part of a children's book series:

Being and Time,
Being and Time's Grand Day Out,
Being and Time learn about sharing,
Being and Time go to a movie,
Being decides it needs more space and tells Time to find a new apartment,
Being has a hard time living alone,
Being meets Nothingness at a poetry reading,
Being and Nothingness,
Being and Nothingness find they don't have much in common,
Being really misses Time,
Being gets really drunk and calls Time at 2 AM,
Time forgives Being,
The Being and Time Reunion Special,
Being and Time go to the circus,

and so on. There eventually were a great number of titles in this series, many of which were unfortunately rather ... explicit.