Please note: the following is for entertainment purposes only.

How to use the Psychiatric Disorder Diagnosis Kit:

  1. Pick any 3 numbers from 1-11
  2. For each number, find the corresponding word in that row
  3. Put the words together to get your diagnosis!
         I               II                III
 1 introjected    1 phallic         1 gratification
 2 defensive      2 oedipal         2 anxiety
 3 cathected      3 infantile       3 fantasies
 4 impulsive      4 oral            4 processes
 5 incestuous     5 genital         5 discharge
 6 symbolic       6 homosexual      6 identification
 7 libidinous     7 narcissistic    7 tendencies
 8 latent         8 masturbatory    8 guilt
 9 unconscious    9 anal            9 energies
10 fixated       10 neurotic       10 ambivalence
11 sublimated    11 heterosexual   11 sensations
What disorder do you suffer from?