ally Yours - A flash animation series
by Jonathan Ian Mathers
of Ill Will Press
This series follows the non-adventures of Germaine
the goth chick
and her pet squirrel
ly done (no nudity
in places), this series mostly involves
Foamy the Squirrel rant
ing about his peeve of the
day, while Germaine, his owner, tries her best to
ignore Foamy and write bad poetry
The remainder of this writeup contains a complete
, up to 06/12/2003, updated as IWP
releases new episodes. Note that several of the
episodes below (such as those labelled "interactive
do not appear as part of the "official" Neurotically Yours
series, though they come from IWP and include the same
characters as the rest of the series. These no longer
appear on the IWP website, though the reader may still
view them at Newgrounds
, or any of a number of flash
collection sites on the web.
(12/28/2002?) - Foamy makes a
general nuisance of himself while Germaine types.
Pen of Doom
(12/28/2002?) - Germaine annoys
a library patron (to death) with a clicky-pen.
Innuendo Stare Down
(interactive) - Germaine fellates
down the viewer.
lose. No words.
Shower of Terror
(01/06/2003) - Germaine
does a variation on the Psycho
scene, with the obvious "surprise" ending. Poor
. No words.
(01/14/2003) - Germaine
catches up on her stargazing
while lying in a
. Foamy speaks for the first time, and
practices a little amatuer necromancy
Squirrel Pulpy Fiction Thing
(interactive) - Foamy speaks articulately for the
first time, encouraging the viewer to "rough
[Germaine] up" a tad, a la
in Pulp Fiction
(01/17/2003) - Foamy talks
nonstop while Germaine types and ignores him. We
learn the location of Germaine's parents.
Maid of Horror
(interactive) - Germaine the french maid
" with a (predictable) twist. No words.
(01/31/2003) - Foamy rants while
Germaine drinks a latte
in a coffee shop
We learn Foamy's name for the first time (in the episode,
not counting the title of "Foamy Thoughts").
Almost Serious Suicide
(02/07/2003) - Germaine
contemplates suicide while Foamy taunts her. Foamy
sings for the first time (poorly, but far catchier
than one might imagine). "Ah Boom boom booooom,
(02/14/2003?) - Strange guy at a
coffee shop hits on Germaine. She kills him. Foamy
babbles. First speaking role other than Foamy (not
(02/23/2003?) - Germaine saves
a lollipop from impending doom. No words.
A Postal Event
(02/28/2003) - Germaine waits
in line to mail a package while Foamy annoys the other
people in line with her. Foamy sings (not much).
(03/14/2003) - Germaine sits at a
table in the back of a club, writing poetry, while Foamy
rants about the how pathetic her life seems.
Foamy Fan Mail
(03/28/2003) - Foamy replies
to five email
s from fans. Foamy rants about horny
s. "Your Lord and Master, Foamy".
A Musical view
(04/11/2003) - Foamy rants
while Germaine listens to music.
(04/24/2003) - Germaine reads
while Foamy tries to hypnotize
her. Germaine speaks
for the first time.
A Poetic Meal
(05/08/2003) - Germaine orders
in a slightly unconventional manner. Another
disposeable character speaks. "Meat... In a breaded
5 More Minutes
(05/22/2003) - Foamy wants a
at 4:15am. With the cheese
, the cheesy
cheesy creamy cheesy
, cheesy cheesy.
Germaine wants to sleep for another five minutes.
Beware the Squirrelly wrath.
(06/04/2003) - Germaine responds to
a form rejection
letter from a potential publisher of
her poetry. We finally learn Germaine's name.
Foamy Fan Mail 2: Postage Due
(06/12/2003) - Foamy
replies to five more letters from fans, including more
ranting about horny fanboys, and much to our delight,
Foamy sings for us once again.