But we fairly drown
, were we not so obsessed
with finding plastic roses to smell.
I turned on the TV tonight (after a brief reintroduction and some small talk - "how ya doin', dude..." "long time, man...") and saw Exhibit A: charming, well-dressed droids (though Dr. Keyes really should shave) shadowboxing en masse through tonight's GOP debate in Phoenix. They scare me, I scare them. I pity them, chained to their respective scripts and strategies. I pity them - thought-bubbles escaped from each suit as their mugs were caught on camera (I watch a different CNN than you)... "I'd really like to see the grandkids..."; "Please don't ask me about China..."; "We can't pay the campaign staff next month..."; "Do I look butch enough...?"
Grab one of them real damn roses, Slick. I'd rather see you folks smile on the real side than sit here with my popcorn pitying you. Lose the suit, while you're at it - put on some jeans and an alma mater sweatshirt or something.
Alles ist gut. Stop craving that "Leader of the Free World" baseball cap.
I still think Quest for Fire was the better movie.
I'm sorry. What was the question again?