"Everything Jones
I got an Everything Jones..."

A jones that comes upon you whenever you're deprived of Everything, be it due to one's Big Room commitments or due to nate's burning down the source code. Seek professional help, or, for the cost-conscious, make copious use of your other addictions.

(Inspired by "Basketball Jones", Cheech and Chong's parody - or answer song, take your pick - of the soul music classic "Love Jones").