A comedian from Downers Grove, Illinois. Characterized, once upon a time, by his (bad) Dutch Boy haircut and his yokel whine, but he was essentially a cool, Midwestern Steven Wright, once you got past the quirks. Emo has since ditched the Dutch Boy. His cult following led to the founding of a style of rock called emo-core, in which emaciated caucasian lads (just like Emo!) whine like melodic yokels over tastefully-distorted guitars - soft grunge on speed? The Dutch Boy is optional.