It was something like 7 AM, in an old Vegas lounge. There were a few people in the seats, and I couldn't resist coming from backstage to grab the mic. I said something like "Me'n'the boys are gonna do a few numbahs for ya", but once the band started vamping, I had no idea what to do. What song is that? Could I have 'em play some song I know? Do I know any songs? The answer was "no" -- I could not think of any lyrics.

Frank swooped in from behind the stage, almost on cue, and began singing the song the band was playing, so I was off the hook for the moment. He did a couple of other numbahs, and I searched my mind for something to sing. Coming up empty, I started searching Google for song lyrics. I kept fumbling and typing the wrong URL -- "goofle.com", "google.com\", "goggle.com", "google,com", etc., finally finding their home page; Frank is well into his fifth song by now, and I'm still lost in figuring out what song to look for on Google.