It is time for the football watching community to take action. For too long have we been ruled by John Madden, the most horrible tyrant in all of history. Look at him, he's melting, it's the perfect time to strike. Once he was a good man, a good coach, but somewhere between coaching and announcing he became the sick twisted toad that he is today. He dulls our minds with comments like "The Rams need to stop worrying about the horse being blind and just load the cart." What the hell does that mean? Or how about "Great catch, you know he's a big snake man, owns a snake store, has a lot f snakes at his house." He must be stopped. We need a unified front. Everybody that reads this must think of ways to stop this reign of terror, before it's too late.