How to smoke crack like a pro (idea)
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Fri Jun 02 2000 at 20:30:35
First, you must find a
. This is very
because if you don't have a
from which to
psychic energy, then you'll be just another
crackhead. Your dealer should be smart (or at least
as such), confident, and pursuasive. Namely: Everything you're
, that's why you're smoking crack, right?
Next, devote yourself to your
be willing to do the
! He wants a new
for his car? Sure! No problem!
for a dub! Anytime, sir! This is of key importance, since you'll be a
cracksmoker, you must act as such. See Step 1 for further reference, you moooron!
NEVER EVER EVER leave your
for another, unless he's got better
, at that. If your
, dont fret! Just hang outside his house for a few hours until he either
you or comes
If you ever do desert your dealer, you better steer clear! Chances are, he's got a Mosberg pump or something like that, and he's waiting to
stuff it down your throat
and go KABOOM!
You will die eventually, but don't worry. Living the life of a pro crackhead is very good
! Chances are, you'll be reincarnated as a
or some other endangered species, ripe for extinction.
is your co-pilot, never forget that, mon!
I like it!
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