I woke up today to find my friend Dave sleeping on the floor in my room when he was supposed to be at work. (His wife kicked him out a few days earlier). It turns out that Dave went to work, clocked in, then came home to sleep when he was supposed to be selling hubcaps to car dealerships. Apparently he does this a lot. (And he wonders why he got fired from his last 2 jobs).

I later got a call to fix a WINDOWS 95 PC. The lady who dropped it off seemed pretty nice, (She was the semi-pretty brown haired type of woman, (same type that I would like to marry someday}. Once I fired up her PC, I saw what the average AOL user can do to a computer in 4 years. 17 programs in the System tray. 12 other startup programs that did not have tray icons. Animated icons on the desktop, (which was set to 256 colors). Some kind of IBM enhanced desktop crap was running that was a lot like active desktop, except it sucked more and caused even more trouble.
I found a total of 4 AOL installations, 3 other ISPs were also installed. 3 Versions of Realplayer. 3 Versions of Acrobat Reader. 4 Separate antivirus programs, (all running constantly, all not updated in over 2 years). 2 Versions of Netscape, (never used). And this thing had never been defragmented. After 3 hours I finally got everything working properly. (I had to edit the registry, and I hate doing that). But at least I am getting $55 dollars for doing it.

I had a minor emotional crisis tonight while watching Friends on TV. Chandler meets a woman on the internet and he goes to meet her and it turns out to be Janice. (His annoying ex-girlfriend). They have a big romantic kiss, at which point I begin to silently cry and I walk out of the room, (so my roommates won't see me cry). I very much identify with Chandler's character. I have several annoying ex-girlfriends that I would do almost anything to have back, (now that I know what it is like to really be alone). All I could do is think about them and how much I miss all of the stupid things they did.

Finally I am feeling really stupid because accidently punched myself tonight on everything2, (I didn't know what it did).

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7 Ways of looking at a McFlurry
I, homebody - this excrement is a McDonald food-like the product everything for above in this place. Opinion HO of EZ!

If you do not have taste of this type of burst, you are a repugnant eufemismo for the feminine genital organs. ASPÍRELO.
Serving Size (g): 348   Amount Per Serving          % RDA
Calories:                  620
Calories from Fat:         190 
Total Fat (g):             22                        33%
Saturated Fat (g):         14                        69% 
Cholesterol (mg):          70                        23%
Sodium (mg):               260                       11%
I AM MAIN NIGGA OF GIVES MCFLURRY KREW.
Carbohydrates (g):         90                        30%
Dietary Fiber (g):         

THIS NODE HAS BEEN HAX0RED BY CRUX WHO IS 1337 And DONFREENUT CANNOT FIT To FORMAT IN ALL.

I AM GREAT VENTILATOR Of the SPOOL Of SHAVINGS Of CHILE and YOGUR ENEMAS LIVES ON LENGTH MY DICK!
The EZ opinion all niggas of tha in the McFlurrys burst of the house is tha more macdaddiest, the liquid pimpin'est in an east cup side of more tinkles it of Abe Vigoda.