every now and again when i get weirded out or frustrated with life, i feel an urgent drive to cut my own hair. last night i dreamt that i did exactly that, but instead of my usual all around chop job, i grabbed a huge handfull of hair from the front of my head, and cut it off about one inch long. it couldn't really be hidden well, or styled as short bangs... it looked absolutely retarded and as i stood in the mirror looking at myself i said "why couldn't i just leave well enough alone?"