couldn't
sleep at all last night. before i even tried to go to bed i could hear my
intestines rumbling loudly. i was worried about the effects the
barium might have on my bowels. a guy i work with mentioned that when he had barium it made him have unexpected and urgent
diarrhea. but i was also told it might cause
constipation. i didn't know what to expect.
but i was afraid to
break wind... i was worried that it might not just be wind, if you know what i mean. i was up all night going from the bed to the
toilet. i'd sit on the pot and produce a big long
fart, then go back to
bed.
the cramping was pretty bad all night. but i never did have any awful surprises. i experienced neither
diarrhea or
constipation. i just farted all night.
when i started getting ready for
work, i had a morning
cigarette which seemed to loosen things up a bit and finally i had a
bowel movement. not
hard, not
liquid. but
white. white like
clay.
albino poopies. i've been 'going' more than usual today, but nothing urgent. no
cramps since this morning.
more than anyone wanted to know, i'm sure.
but i'm not worried about anyone but my man thinking i'm
sexy. and he'll read this and still think i'm the most
beautiful woman in the world.
so i'm tired, but in a
happy mood regardless. today i will have
dinner with my
sister (we will have
taco salad. today i have accomplished a
cubic fuckload of work. today i am a
white poopin' superwoman.
phear.