at all last night. before i even tried to go to bed i could hear my intestines
rumbling loudly. i was worried about the effects the barium
might have on my bowels. a guy i work with mentioned that when he had barium it made him have unexpected and urgent diarrhea
. but i was also told it might cause constipation
. i didn't know what to expect.
but i was afraid to break wind
... i was worried that it might not just be wind, if you know what i mean. i was up all night going from the bed to the toilet
. i'd sit on the pot and produce a big long fart
, then go back to bed
the cramping was pretty bad all night. but i never did have any awful surprises. i experienced neither diarrhea
. i just farted all night.
when i started getting ready for work
, i had a morning cigarette
which seemed to loosen things up a bit and finally i had a bowel movement
. not hard
, not liquid
. but white
. white like clay
poopies. i've been 'going' more than usual today, but nothing urgent. no cramps
since this morning.
more than anyone wanted to know, i'm sure.
but i'm not worried about anyone but my man thinking i'm sexy
. and he'll read this and still think i'm the most beautiful woman
in the world.
so i'm tired, but in a happy
mood regardless. today i will have dinner
with my sister
(we will have taco salad
. today i have accomplished a cubic fuckload
of work. today i am a white