Tundra wookies: An Alaskan colloquialism for the men of unusual size and hairiness who live subsistence life-stylings in "the bush." Tundra Wookies normally only come into town once or twice a year; and then only for supplies, beer, and friendly bar fights. These men are know for a pure hatred of the government, the army, the President and the television. Lovely people to get to know (always very intelligent) but it is hard to get these gentlemen past their inherent dislike for people.