What does a pirate drive?
a caaaarrrrr.

Where oes a pirate go to drink?
A baaaaarrrr.

How do pirates navigate their ships?
With the staaaaaarrrrrs.

How do pirates cook their food?
With laaaarrrrrd.

What do pirates do for fun?
They play caaaarrrrds.

How do pirates like their hamburgers?

Ok thats enough bad pirate jokes. siren adds: have you heard about the new pirate movie? it's rated arrrrrrrr ;>