A donut heist is a heist in which a large quantity of donuts is illegally aquired. It usually happens like this:
- Hang around until three-ish in the morning
- Fire up your car and go for a ride to your nearest non 24-hour convince-mart
- When you pull up to the -mart there will be a drawer or box where the baker leaves the pastry for the -mart
- Take the pastry
- Ride away into the sunrise
- Heist complete
This works very well. My friends came up with this when the noticed the donuts are dropped off well before the store opens. On a typical heist around
300 donuts will be acquired. It is amazing that the store hasn't figured it out yet. I'd type more but i just got
jelly filling all over the keyboard.