I don't really know myself all that well but, I think part of me might be described as a grammatically challenged, half-assed writer of fiction and code, with slightly aphasic tendencies and a huge tendency for getting headaches. Oh yes, intense headaches in the front-top-right area of my brain to be precise.
Also, I have no respect for drugs of any kind. I occasionally use a variety of them, but almost always disrespectfully. Thereof my speciality.