I got a new job in a very casual way - the company owner mentioned that if I stopped by on such-and-such a date, I could work for him.

So I went, and found myself in a conference room with others as puzzled as me. None of us knew what the company did or what we'd be working on.

Soon we found out: we had to alter a football so that it could be thrown by a particular machine. The machine was breaking each football because it had this flat metal tab that snapped, like the metal tab in one of those annoying clicker toys, and the snap! is what both catapulted and broke the ball.

Our first solution was to wrap the football in a rectangular metal cage, which of course was too hard, and so we wrapped that in a thick soft felt, and padded the ends.

This had the problem of getting very heavy when wet, so we wrapped the whole mess in a diaper.

Voila! Problem solved!