The Qualified Service Personnel are a free punk band from Perth, Western Australia. Their music exists solely in recordings, available on All Purpose Pound Cake, though the band members have performed as part of Frottage.

Most QSP songs are instrumental, featuring drums and guitar or drums and harmonica. They are usually improvised, and often not very enjoyable. Sometimes the band strike gold.

The band's first release, Flawles, appeared in June of 2003.