No group can fight for a cause if they have nobody to fight against. Therefore, it is essential that every club in your school have opposition
. Without it, the club's cause is a farce
. Some students understand this well; for example, the Campus Crusade for Christ
would be a poor crusade indeed without the Campus Crusade for Cthulhu
to battle with.
We shouldn't stop there, though. Thus, myself and a co-conspirator have created the following partial list of clubs in our high school and proposed opposition clubs. We have further proposed an activity for each club to undertake. Unfortunately, we have yet to find an advisor for any of the below organizations.
Please submit your own ideas! /msg nebuchadnezzar!
Disclaimer for the easily offended: None of this is serious. If anyone were to actually start one of these clubs, I would be ever so pissed. (With the possible exceptions of FJA and B&BC)
Club Opposition Activity
Students for a Tolerant Community Students for a Uniform Community Grey Jumpsuit Week.
Students for a Free Tibet Students for the Chinese Military Bakesale for arms.
Asian/Black Student Union Pudgy Student Union Candy sale.
Chemically Free Athletes Sex Free Athletes Membership drives.
Future Business Leaders of America Future Janitors of America Car wash.
Film Club Beavis & Butthead Club He said "position".
Science Olympiad Flat-Earth Society Pamphlet publishing.
School newspaper School tabloid Principal weds cow!
Israeli Club Syrian Club SCUD-making.
Literary Club Student Bookburners Hot dog roast.