A former New York musician, more popularly known as Laptop, who critics thought would be another diamond in the rough. He never obtained the the fame we was predicted to have, except in Britain, where he now resides.

His music, such as "I'm So Happy You Failed," portray the bits and pieces of vitriol he scatters throughout his music. He does so in such a manner that listeners who have had remotely similar experiences will easily identify with him.

Partial, non sequitur, discography: