WHAT THE FUCK.
You know how you sometimes do those things without really thinking about them and afterwards they seem kinda dumb?? Yeah, this was one of those times...
I was standing naked in the kitchen, bent at the waist, towel drying my hair.
It was then that I realized I am inching closer and closer to a time when I will assume those behaviors that I have asked my friends to shoot me if I ever assumed. Shit.
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