Three ways to order a ham and cheese sandwich in Spain:
  • Translate to Spanish: "un sandwich de jamón y queso". (note that the use of the word sandwich is necessary, otherwise, you'll get a french bread sandwich, which is quite tasty, specially with pa amb tomàquet)
  • If you are in Madrid: "un mixto" (short for a mixed of ham and cheese)
  • If you are in Barcelona: "un bikini" (because it is usual to cut the sandwhich in two halves, and being a square of bread, if you cut it diagonally, you'll end with two triangles, and a bikini is just triangles!)

This a misterious node: a few hours ago, I came across a node with this title. The writeup contained some ASCII art. I decided to add what you have just read above, but then when I hit the sumbit button nothing happened , except for a

Nothing Found

Hm... that's strange. There's nothing there!

I suppose the node whas killed while I was adding my writeup, but as I was a bit high at that moment, I've been saying They Might be Giants! to myself for a while, until I decided to come back and claim the node!

and the solution to the enigma, below: