To be sung… frankly, do what you can

and forgive me father

Watch out noders,
there’s a new kid in town
his name is Eddie
and he’s the Cool Man

He does the M
he does the S
And then the G

You ought to like this man
‘cos he brings you
the cool news
right to the cheesy nodelet

Just turn me on
Just turn me on
Just turn me on

And be cool

No, really, it's a new marvel of E2, turn on the "Tell me when I get Cooled" option in your preferences and you'll be msg'ed! (or not!). In addition, you'll know who cooled you...