One of those nice, staid, boring but effective vehicles like a Honda Accord, Toyota Camry, Mazda 626 or a Ford Taurus. The kind of car most middle-class white Americans used to drive before their heads went crazy and they fancied themselves cowboys and bought SUVs.

They can transport 4 people comfortably, 5 in a pinch, get good gas mileage, are reliable, reasonably safe and fun to drive, and are generally pleasant. What's the problem?