Machiavellian one year old, football-headed child of Peter and Lois Griffin. Wishes to subjugate the world, and kill his mother. Apparently talks, but it seems not everyone understands him.

Once had it out for broccoli.

Is an avid inventor.

Catch phrases: "Victory is mine!", "Damn you! Damn you all!', and "Burn In Hell!"

Oh, yeah. When my boss' wife was pregnant, he took to making stylized pictures of his wife's womb with Stewie inside (a la the Intel Inside logo), and used Photoshop to create a family picture with Stewie climbing up his arm. Now that the baby's here, I'm happy to say, it looks nothing like Stewie.