The proprietor of the seedy Moe's Tavern in Springfield. He is also an unlicensed surgeon. Once won a bartender's contest to be on the Duff Beer calendar but was covered up due to ugliness. Also known to kidnap Killer Whales from Sea World and to have his friend Homer Simpson do tasks for him, such as stealing and wrecking his car. Stole the Flaming Homer and renamed it the Flaming Moe. Voiced by the great Hank Azaria

Some memorable quotes:
"That's right, I'm a surgeon."
"People today are healthier and drinking less. You know, if it wasn't for the junior high school next door, no one would even use the cigarette machine."
"I'm better than dirt! Well, most kinds of dirt, not that fancy store-bought dirt."