This is not true, practically speaking.


Once a week or so, I must hunt amongst old books


and on top of an oak chair with a broken wicker seat


turned sideways from a desk no longer used except


(to hold dying cacti and succulents reaching for the light)


for pants and shirts worn day after day


covered in clipped white whiskers from


my husband's beard or


splotches of food that fell during breakfast


or lunch or supper, and I feel like a thief


emptying his pockets of that which he now deems


significant: plastic spoons, packets of sugar substitute,


small envelopes with hearing aids, eyeglasses cleaners,


a useless leather wallet and enough tissues


both used and unused to comfort more than


someone would need with a simple cold or sad day.