Here is what living with
my ex on Zoloft was like organized in
HAP (Hours After taking Pill).
Morning (HAP 00) Takes pill,
groggy bitch.
HAP 01 Waking up, clothes are probably on,
acting normal.
HAP 02 Happy
HAP 03 THE WORLD IS WONDERFUL! LET'S DANCE! (skip to HAP 9)
HAP 09 Happy
HAP 10 Mostly happy
HAP 11 Acting weird, no
screaming yet
HAP 12 Ahh, glorious
paranoia
HAP 13 Mad as a dog
HAP 14 Trying to
bite me and
draw blood
HAP 15 The "
moJoe must physically restrain
girlfriend" part
HAP 16 Throwing things (
police may or may not have been called yet)
HAP 17 One hour after bed time and she is generally still screaming about me being a
selfish prick for not understanding why she wants to sleep with her ex
boyfriend or some such nonsense.
HAP 18 She's
grinning and
rocking back and forth, saying nothing, but hitting me on
occasion
HAP 19 On a
good night, we were asleep, otherwise continue HAP 13-19 till morning.