The Bases (idea)

                    
                       Home Plate
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          Kissing         (=)     "Heavy Petting"
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                      "Feeling up"  








                      HOME RUN!
           (Getting laid)

Most troops don't even make it off the plate...
If you are young enough to use bases, then you have probably never made a "home run" with anyone.

See Also: First base, Second base, Third Base, Home Run