Hmm, if I fuck up and go to hell, isn't
Satan the guy that is going to be kicking the crap out of me for all eternity? It seems rather strange that people do all of this praying and
groveling to the judge when they could just pay off the
executioner.
And another thing, If you were
Satan, and you wanted people to be bad, wouldn't you offer a better incentive program? I mean "
Be bad so I can kick your ass forever" doesn't sound like much of an enticement to me. I bet hell has resorts and shit now;
Satan is a modern sorta guy, maybe there is a tennis court and swimming pool. He should have
brochures.