I think this is my new credo
. A short, sassy and to the point disclaimer
that just smacks of the Aughties
. I reserve the right
to bludgeon you with careless and fanatical abandon until I begin to choke on the tidal crest of foam
pouring liberally from my twisted mouth.
reserve the right to be so utterly, completely and irrevocably fucking annoyed
with your very existence that I may, with clear conscience, resort to cannibalism
for a short, yet sufficient enough time to consume the entirety of your corpse including the bones. It is my right
to not only remove you entirely from existence
, but to also personally turn you into what I always suspected you to be anyway;
I really think this is the direction that humanity is going here. I see a lucrative opportunity to market this in the tee shirt, bumper sticker and pin industries.
It is a beautiful world when I have rights such as these -- only in America baby.