This is the moJoe version of the test. :P
You will have a bad score if you are not evil; well, there are a few that could be stolen for the regular version, I just felt that it could use a little spice.

Have you ever masturbated because of something you found on everything?
...more than once?
...frequently?
Have you ever cried because of something posted to Everything?
...more than once?
Have you ever been angry at something posted on everything?
...more than once?
...frequently?
Have you posted a response to something lame?
...did your intellect make them look like a fool?
...do you do do it frequently?
...is it one of the principal reasons that you node?
Have you ever made someone angry with a post?
...more than once?
...do you do it frequently?
...is it one of the principal reasons that you node?
Has anyone ever reposted in anger to something you noded?
...did your argument stand up?
Has anyone ever softlinked something insulting to a node of yours?
...did it have your name in it?
...did the softlinked node actually have a writeup in it?
Have you ever noded something even though you knew it would get voted down?
Do you often node things with no care to what others think about it?
Have you ever noded something to start a flame war?
Are you a flame war incarnate?
Have you ever been targeted by the Right wing conspiracy?
Have you ever been targeted by the Left wing conspiracy?
If you had to guess, would you say that you are targeted by both?
Have you ever noded a strong opinion about abortion?
...the Left wing?
...the Right wing?
...guns?
...civil rights?
...political oppression?
...racial/cultural issues?
...money and social classes?
Was it well thought out?
Was it well recieved?
Have you ever noded via using the "Random Node" feature?
Have you ever done it for an hour?
...many hours?
...all day?
Have you ever noded a portion of a dictionary, slang file, jargon file, the bible or another large list/book that spanned many nodes?
...so much that people complained?
...did you tell them to stick it?
Has anyone ever insulted you in the chatterbox?
...in a node?
Have you ever been threatened on Everything?
...so much that you contemplated changing your login?
...did they follow through?
...have you taken shrapnell?
...are you hospitalized now?
Has anyone from eerything ever sent you a postcard?
...more than one?
...do you recieve holliday cards from other Everythingians?
...gifts?
...money?
Do you have a following?
...a cult?
...a small militia?
...are you dem bones?