My new hobby (excessive drinking) seems to have created for me a bizarre and painful condition. It appears that as I breath normally through the course of my day I am, in fact, inflating my stomach with air. Apparently the doo-bobber that switches my trachia from stomach to lungs won't close all the way or something of that nature. I nearly exploded last night before I figured it out and belched out the offending gasses. I just made a doctors appointment for Monday.
Rather than quit drinking I have decided to cut orange juice from my diet in order to lower the acidity of my stomach; I am hoping that this will appease my digestive system and allow me to continue with my mentally therapeutic liquor binge.

Wish me luck.