An open letter to DMan (thing)
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Sun Jul 02 2000 at 3:25:35
Please give me back my fucking
. You have had them for two years now and you don't even own a
. I also don't appreciate the fact that you have taken my
, which I entrusted you with, out of the fucking
. I have nothing against
, but I can only assume that
hedge trimmers were in all probability not designed to cut the
flora and fauna
bizarre foreign lands
This is no sort of slam against you or your plants (even though the only one I've seen so far is the god damn pot of
that you keep next to the window in your dorm). I guess what I am trying to ask you is -- Why the fuck did you borrow my bleeding
and then take them from the country if you don't even own a
? It doesn't make much sense now does it?
Just try to put yourself in my shoes
and I am sure you will be able to understand my mounting
about the whole thing.
thank you and give them back.
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