user since
Wed Dec 17 2008 at 18:33:09 (9 years ago )
last seen
Tue Feb 24 2009 at 08:14:03 (8.8 years ago )
level / experience
0 (Initiate) / 0
mission drive within everything
Stem boredom
specialties
Knitting, writing horrendously bad poetry (rival to the Vogons), creating passable 2-D art
school/company
University of South Florida
motto
Shake hips, not fists.
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Lorraine was born on Clark Air Base at the age of zero. Her formative years were dedicated to pulling shenanigans and doing very little school work. She is currently attending USF where she has attained a minor in gerontology and a BA in nothing; she has high hopes for the future. Lorraine enjoys cold pizza, knitting, and referring to herself in the third person. Inspired to join everything2 on a whim, as a bit of an insomniac, she recognizes that she may abuse the site and apologizes for the sorry drivel she will no doubt end up submitting.