Only products bearing this hallowed seal may be used in conjunction with your NES, SNES or game boy systems. The use of other products may permanently damage your system, void your warranty, and force you to spend hours in panic and cartridge blowing.

Next time you're crouched in fetal position before your purple-white flashing television screen, remember that device, not bearing the Official Nintendo Seal of Quality which so accelerated wear on the contacts, and screwed up the once smooth spring-loaded catridge dock.