The following is a piece of writing based on Irvine Welsh's work. It covers topics
common in Welsh's work, and uses similar language
git tae be famous like thit Welshy. Thit fuckin cunt
's git it made: nae mair days ay bein ah radge or wideo n mair cash
thin yir kin ivir dae.
Barry. Jist fuckin barry. Likesay, nivir lookin fir skag whin ya crawlin fir it- it's jist thair. In yir haus eftir yiv bought ah load load ah the stuff.
If ah git thit kind ah dosh ah'd git ah haus fir masel n gie one tae ma auld ma n pa. The top burds cannae keep away from fuckin loaded lads n ah'm nae ugly so ah'll need tae get a gaff ah ma oan, ken? Cannae hae the auld ma poppin hir heid in whin ah'm 'entertainin' can ah?
Nae, bein like Welshy, gettin oot ah here, findin ah woman n hir lookin eftir the bairns, wi cash fir life, thit's the scene fir me. If ah kin kick the skag once mair ah'll dae it.
Yeah, thit Welshy had the idea, gaun away. Jist got tae git away from the fitba lads n the skag n the Penman boys.
Ah'll get ma shite wi it thin.
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